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ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8214	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	264	Love Letters Sent:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Star Shards Collected:	210
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	206
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Potions Brewed:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!