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CraftyCity Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Metropolis

blocky, city exploration, city life, city parks, coastal city, CraftyCity, cultural diversity, historical architecture, Italian Cuisine, italy, local markets, Mediterranean climate, metropolis, Minecraft, outdoor cafes, Palermo, pedestrian-friendly, public transportation, sicily, smp, street art, tourist attractions, Urban planning, Vibrant Community, walkable sidewalks

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Farms Harvested:	656
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our city is so wild that even the sidewalks aren’t walkable – you’ll be dodging creepers, zombies, and even the occasional flying pig! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a city where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs walkable sidewalks when you can have a heart-pounding adventure around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of Palermo!

UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

bbq, certifications, college education, Conflict, Degree, discrimination, education, EEOC, elitist, engineering job, family, family dynamics, Irish exit, job market, Minecraft, qualifications, Rude, Server, STEM Fields, tech field, uncle, UncleDiscrimination, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2160
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	6089
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!

Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.

So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!

NetflixNopesMC

aita, bad guy, contributing, Expenses, Friends, guilt trip, household entertainment, Netflix, NetflixNopesMC, personal space, privacy, Recommendations, Rent, roommates, sharing, SPLIT, Stingy, subscriptions, Utilities, viewing history, watch list

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and boundaries just like this guy values his Netflix account!

Join us if you want to build your own virtual empire without anyone messing with your creations. Just like this guy, you deserve to have your own space online where you can rule without interference.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into sharing your resources, whether it’s diamonds or Netflix passwords. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, no strings attached.

So come join us and build your own Netflix-watching castle, where you can binge-watch in peace without anyone messing up your viewing history. Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself.

HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Pixel Love Den

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Connection, Den, everyday gestures, Gratitude, Intimacy, Kindness, love, loyalty, PIXEL, relationship, Respect, small gestures, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	77
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, BlastCraft, Bridges, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, HIMARS, Kursk Oblast, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, Operation, Precision, russia, Russian, Server, strike, strikes, tactical, Target, WARFARE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up stuff like HIMARS strikes target Russian bridges and military equipment in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Let’s goooooo!

JoblessKoreansCraft

career prospects, discouraged job seekers, economic challenges, job abandonment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job hunting, job insecurity, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job scarcity, Job Search, jobless generation, jobless youth, JoblessKoreansCraft, joblessness, south korea, unemployment, young South Koreans, youth unemployment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

WildlifeWars2070

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, crowded spaces, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, global biodiversity., habitat destruction, habitat encroachment, habitat fragmentation, habitat preservation, human-animal conflicts, human-wildlife interactions, loss of nature, pandemics, Sustainable development, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitats, wildlife management, wildlife protection, WildlifeWars2070, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4348	Ores Mined:	1295
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7817	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!