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VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Magic Items Found:	3548
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Farms Harvested:	911	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	1150
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	1207
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	295951

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	2881	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mines Excavated:	1646	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Buildings Constructed:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	185	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	106	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

awkward sex encounters, awkward sex moments, awkward situations, bedroom blunders, CreeperCatastrophe, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy sex moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex stories, funny stories, intimacy gone wrong, relationship problems, sex, sexual fails, sexual mishaps, uncomfortable experiences, unexpected sex stories, unexpected situations, worst sex experiences, worst thing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	429	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	25

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!