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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5183 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?
Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!
So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
