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MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	238958	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	4612	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9175	Love Letters Sent:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	107
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7703	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8448
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
New Chunks Explored:	418307	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
New Chunks Explored:	401607	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mines Excavated:	3872
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!