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Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Buildings Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	196539	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8791
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Drama, Everythings, smaller, tinycraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

art, baristas, career, career path, Choices, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, Decision making, diamonds, Downfall, Fame, Future, Impact, indie, judgment, Opinions, public perception, reputation, Self-expression, Serve, society, Starbucks, StarbucksCraft, success

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	257
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	168	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

Artificial Intelligence, blocky, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, corporate, current events, Golems, GOOGLE, Googleplex, HQ, innovation, Jew masters, News, rebelling, Rebellion, Robots, Rumors, silicon valley, speculation, Technology, Today, Workplace

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9404	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4549	Towns Built:	7

📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

Crafty, Fools, lol, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	6795	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!