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Mom’s House Doodle Dilemma

art, artwork, Boundaries, boundaries issues, complexity, Dilemma, doodle, drawing, drawing skills, family, House, moms, mother-daughter relationship, Mural, Project, Scooby doo, Therapy, time constraints, Time management, University, Wiley coyote

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Potions Brewed:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	913
Towns Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and you won’t be guilt-tripped into drawing giant murals on the side of your house!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, instead of being pressured into art projects by your mom.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations, where you can unleash your creativity without the stress of unrealistic expectations.

So come on over and leave the Wiley coyote murals to someone else – we’ve got plenty of fun and games waiting for you!

CraftyFactsMC

Amazing Facts, Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyFactsMC, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, interesting facts, Mind Blowing, odd, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable facts that are true, unbelievable truths, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Sounds fake, right? But it’s totally true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!

BlockyDogeland AGs Server

#ags, BlockyDogeland, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency news, digital assets, dogecoin, elon musk, financial regulation, financial transparency, government intervention., lawsuit, Lawsuit proceedings, Lawsuit update, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, market manipulation, MuskDOGE, regulatory compliance, securities, Server, State AGs, Treasury data

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Star Shards Collected:	205
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness and shenanigans.

first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.

and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.

Cat Air Hockey Masters

Air, air hockey, Animals, cat, cat behavior, cat lovers, Cats, competitive games, dream matchups, fantasy sports, feline athletes, funny, games, Hockey, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative play, indoor sports, Masters, Pets, playful pets, skilled players, talented animals, Unbeatable, whimsical scenarios

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	3984	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

join our epic minecraft server where cats actually DO play air hockey and they are the reigning champions! watch in awe as these feline phenoms dominate the competition with their lightning-fast paws and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Default Prisoner, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Moderators, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, prison rules, prison server, Quests, Roleplay, Senior Administrator, Senior Warden, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs to compete with rival gangs
Illegal items and Guards will PVP you if found with them
Grind for resources, smelt ores, and sell at the Commissary
Rent a prison cell or plot
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties on enemies
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon)
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Rank	Requirement
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	$25,000
C – $80,000	$80,000
D – $250,000	$250,000
E – $800,000	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Admin position
SrGuard	Moderator privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!

Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

BulldogBanterMC

aita, bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.

Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP

breaking down, coping mechanisms, crying, emotional expression, emotional release, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, expressing feelings, Gender norms, ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, mental health, mental toughness, Only men, seeking help, self-care, societal expectations, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is only for the manliest of men. We’re talking about chopping down trees with our bare hands, wrestling creepers to the ground, and building epic mansions out of diamond blocks. If you’ve never shed a tear in your life, then this is the server for you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!

BlockBlingCraft

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, BlockBlingCraft, determination, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Do you want to be a Minecraft millionaire? Do you dream of owning a virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Then you need to join our server, where success is measured in stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples!

On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!