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SecretCraft Minecraft Server

Avoiding, cold, Drama, extended family, facebook account, family, family reunions, grandma’s cousins, great aunts, home purchase, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Moving, phone numbers, RELATIVES, Rude, SecretCraft, Server, settling down, third cousins, TOWN, Unnecessary

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	1723	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6657	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us and escape the chaos of real life relatives by building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family!

🏰 Build a castle to hide from your nosy third cousins and great aunts who always want to know your business! Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

💥 Fight off creepers and skeletons with your trusty pickaxe and sword, because here, the only drama you’ll face is surviving the night!

🤪 Join now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs phone numbers and Facebook accounts when you have a whole new world to explore with your fellow block-loving relatives? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise! 😂

Fishtank Live Minecraft SMP Season 4 Preseason #50

206957452, 50, fishtank, fishtank live, FTL, Live, Minecraft, nothing’s happening, PreSeason, S4, Season, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground treasure vault filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the vault was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using nothing but their wits and their trusty pickaxes. In the end, they emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, who rules over a kingdom of llamas with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Llama King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous pigs – they’re always up to no good.

Jaffapalooza

alliances, Anarchy, Community, cooperate, Deceive, Decision making, Discord, Economy, export, FACTORY, Franchise, gameplay, Modpack, produce, Roleplay, storytelling, subvert, Survival, Thrive, Trust, War, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	706
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Be sure to join the discord to get whitelisted!

We’re playing through the Jaffa Factory 2 modpack, and adding some storytelling to it.

You’ve be hired by Jaffapalooza to build your own factory and export your produce. You can ally with or declare war against your sister franchises. Trust, deceive, cooperate, subvert, thrive. You can do it all, but beware the watchful eye of Jaffapalooza.

Who knows what might happen, it’s for all of us to decide!

We can’t wait to see you!

jaffapalooza.dedimc.io

Anime Battle Minecraft Server

“anime show”, Anime, anime adaptation, anime battle, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fans, anime fight, anime history, anime industry, anime production, anime rivalry, anime saga, anime season, Anime Series, battle, continuing, Longest Running Anime, Minecraft, ongoing, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	256
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like the longest-running anime battle still continuing to this day! Join us and witness epic battles between players and mobs that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Praise the Minecraft SMP Lord

Doofus, feeling great, feeling silly, lady, life of the party, Lord, Minecraft, Miracle, modern miracle, modern world, party life, praise, primp, proper, proper lady, silly, silly lady, smp, Versatile, versatile Yamada, Yamada, Yamada praise

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiness of Yamada in all her glory! She’s not just a primp and proper lady, she’s also a silly little doofus who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Rumor has it that she once built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano just for laughs. And let’s not forget the time she turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns just because she felt like it. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next, so join now for a wild ride of fun and laughter!

OnyxSMP.eu

alliances, Anarchy, BUILD, collaboration, Community, community-driven, Economy, Exclusive Rewards, Explore, Friends, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, Minecraft enthusiasts, Onyx Network, Onyx SMP, PvE, PvP, Seasonal Events, Support, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Thrive, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	7069	Ores Mined:	5310
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to Onyx SMP!

Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.

Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.

Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.

Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!

OnyxSMP.eu:8090

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	147
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRK1.SKYBARS.ME

Minecraft Server: Motha F*cka

curse words, derogatory language, derogatory term, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language use, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, Fcka, hip hop culture, mature content, Minecraft, MOTHA, motha fucka, Motherfucker, offensive language, offensive lyrics, parental advisory, Profanity, rap lyrics, Server, Slang, swearing, urban slang

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you, motha fucka! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!

Charge The Men Minecraft SMP

alleged attackers, CHARGE, charges, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, extradition agreements, extradition challenges, extradition laws, extradition limitations, extradition policies, extradition process, extradition treaty, Gorilla Warfare, international law, international relations, legal barriers, Legal System, Men, Minecraft, new zealand, smp, Vietnam, vietnam war

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	261
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the gorillas are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to team up with some of the most elusive and mischievous players in the game.

Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!

Legend MC

Cross-Play, Minecraft server Java Bedrock Survival server Guilds Players Ingame Season Gametype Adventurers Assassins Staff Members Build Realm World Session Players Length Meet up, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Legend MC

Java or Bedrock: Java 1.14-1.21x Realm/Server/World: Server Number of players ingame: working on 100-400+ for the next Season Length of Play Session: 1 hour+ Gametype: A Survival server with guilds build by the staff currently 2 guilds 1st is adventurers guild, 2nd is assasains guild (meet up with an assasains guild member and theyll bring you.)

legendmcreal.falixsrv.me:39213

magic SMP

Anarchy, Custom, Cycles, generation, IMPROVEMENTS, Magic, Nether, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, World Size

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crops Grown:	6906
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	1575
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.

mc.onthewifi.com