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CraftyCash SMP – Mining for Minecraft SMP Bucks!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1909
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win real-life prizes like a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a one-on-one dance-off with a creeper (spoiler alert: they’ve got some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your diamond pickaxe will thank you.

WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

addiction, arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, family, financial issues, habits, health, money management, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, smoking, stress, Support, Twins, WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	7922	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

MovieMoment Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.

LonelyCraft: No Friends, Just Blocks!

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Friends, ISOLATION, isolation and mental health, isolation coping strategies, isolation help, isolation management, isolation support, Loneliness, loneliness and mental health, loneliness coping strategies, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness resources, loneliness support, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who will become your new virtual family.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he’s actually our top builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll encounter on your journey.

So why waste another minute feeling lonely when you could be laughing, adventuring, and making memories on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Tekkit Friends: The Server Where We Mod Our Way to Friendship

Boyfriend, BUILD, Community, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, hang out, hop on, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, modded fun, Play, Preference, pretty builds, Server, smp, Tekkit, Years

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Towns Built:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Join us on our Tekkit 2 server for a fun and community-oriented Minecraft experience. We love pretty builds and welcome players who share the same passion!
IP Address	tekkit.modded.fun / 173.240.148.215:25601

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing on the server?	My boyfriend and I have been playing together for a few years now.
What type of builds do you prefer?	We have a strong preference for players who like pretty builds, but all are welcome to join!
Can I join the server?	Of course! Just use the provided IP address to connect to our Tekkit 2 server.

BoutineLA Beach Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a woman wearing a BoutineLA bikini on the beach? Well, look no further because our server is the new Queen of Spades tattoos of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.

But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!

SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2292
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

Grandma’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abandonment, BLOCK, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with trauma, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grandmas, Grandparents, Grief, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, Party, seeking guidance, seeking help, Server, substance abuse, support system, teenage behavior, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?

Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).

So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!

WeddingRageCraft

accident, apologies, Boundaries, cake cutting, celebration, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, emotions, family, forgiveness, friendship, inclusion, Kids, nephew, Outburst, parenting, screaming, throwing a fit, Wedding, WeddingRageCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with cake-cutting catastrophes and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have real-life drama right at your fingertips?

IllegalFeelsLegal – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that everything illegal in the real world is fair game! Want to steal diamonds from your neighbor’s chest? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many explosions). So come join us and let your inner rebel run wild! Who knows, you might even become the most infamous player on the server, known far and wide for your outrageous antics. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – as long as you can handle the consequences (like getting banned for blowing up the spawn point…again).