Grand Assault: Kaiten Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5207

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Villages Defended:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4844
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on the fun! 2. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a friendly dragon who gives out diamonds instead of trying to kill you. Talk about a twist! 3. Our server has a secret hidden village where villagers throw parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! 4. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma pools for you to relax in. Who needs a beach when you have the Nether? 5. We have a custom plugin that turns all zombies into dancing zombies who drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh. Get your groove on while fighting off the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Happy crafting!

CraftyBag – Where Minecraft meets Blue Archive in General #5205

-ive aLIVE, 2.5th Anniversary Livestream, 4koma, Archive, Bag Circles, Bag Clubs, Bag Friends., BagStreamApril2024, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, general, General Student Council, Global, Grand Assault, Grand Assault: Kaiten, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hinata, Holding the Bag, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, meets, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around, dragons flying overhead, and aliens trying to invade! It’s like a fantasy world on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond mountain where you can mine to your heart’s content. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest filled with diamond armor waiting to be found!

Join now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and epic quests await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

HappyBlock SMP

Contentment, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness discovery, happiness exploration, happiness factors, happiness hacks, happiness journey, happiness mindset, happiness secrets, happiness sources, happiness tips, happiness triggers, HappyBlock, Individuality, joy, one of a kind, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, smp, Special, Unique

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9510
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

alibi, AVOID, busy, Commitment, cover story, Creative, Deception, dodging, Escape, evading, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, Fabricated, fabricated excuse, fib, fictional, Get out, made up, Mining, OBLIGATION, pretext, RESPONSIBILITY, white lie

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Votes:	712	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3461
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3526
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

American society, asian women, attractive, Beautiful, DESIRED, geriatric, ghetto wastelands, highest-status males, intcels, Minecraft, niggas, Palace, PIXEL, pro athletes, Server, travis kelce, unfuckable Jews, white billionaires, white wives, white women, wiggers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

ALARM, ALERT, CODE RED, countdown, Crisis, critical situation, danger, DEADLINE, emergency, emergency response, high alert, imminent threat, Minecraft, PRESSURE, red, smp, stress, The Clock is Ticking, time is of the essence, time running out, time-sensitive, Urgency, urgent situation., Warning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	116
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crops Grown:	2673

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!