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| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 123 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦♂️
Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨
The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂
In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories
