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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 660 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8709 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 6264 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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