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Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

book industry, Book publishing, career in publishing, Crafty, cubicle, editorial work, Minecraft, publishing careers, publishing companies, publishing experience, publishing houses, Publishing industry, publishing industry culture, publishing industry dynamics, publishing industry insights, publishing jobs, publishing professionals, publishing work environment, publishing world, Server, working for publishers, working in publishing, Working in the industry

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	5650
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old publishers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be working for the most outrageous publishers in the Minecraft world!

Imagine mining diamonds for a publisher who is actually a talking llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Or building epic structures for a publisher who is a wizard that can turn your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, working for these publishers is no walk in the park. You’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges like dodging exploding creepers while collecting rare resources, or racing against time to build a castle before a giant dragon swoops in to destroy it.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server and start working for the most eccentric publishers in Minecraft history!

Lord of The Rings SMP: No Lebanese Ever

adaptation, black people, Casting, Characters, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, FANTASY, Fiction, film industry, Inclusivity, lebanese, Lord, lord of the rings, middle earth, movies, racism, representation, Rings, smp, Social Issues, Tolkien

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of Lebanese people ruining your Lord of The Rings experience by putting black people where they don’t belong? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We guarantee zero Lebanese and only the most accurate representation of Middle Earth. Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky Lebanese!

BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex

baby, BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex, Communication, custody, ex wife, family, Gifts, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Siblings, SPENDING, stepdaughters, stepfamily, stepmom, Tension, Therapy, VALUES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama and gift-giving galore!

On our server, you’ll witness the epic tale of a husband with two daughters from a previous marriage, a pregnant ex-wife, and a new wife who’s expecting her first child. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Join us as we navigate the tension between two households, therapy sessions for the kids, and the ultimate showdown of who can buy the most extravagant gifts for unborn babies. Will you be Team Ex-Wife or Team New Wife? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and insane family dynamics. It’s a virtual world you won’t want to miss!

DreamyHappyMC SMP

best dream, dream, dream achievement, dream come true, dream contentment, dream fulfillment, dream happiness, dream joy, dream manifestation, dream positivity, dream realization, dream satisfaction, dream success, DreamyHappyMC, Happiness, Happy Dream, happy moment, joyful dream, positive dream, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	8724
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	2985
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!