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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3159 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!