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Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8746
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2370
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Votes:	5310

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Votes:	7063
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	255
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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