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GoySludge’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 4chan, Community, controversial topics, DROPS, Entertainment, Gaming, goysludge, GoySludges, humor, internet culture, internet trends, Meme culture, memes, multiplayer, online communities, online forums, Realm, social media, trolling, V, video games, viral content

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like when another goysludge drops on /v/ and everyone loses their minds!

Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!

Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!

Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?

Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	105	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	3318
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	1252
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	1953	Crops Grown:	8683
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	162	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	4154
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

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Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

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