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GoyslopCraft Minecraft Server

childhood games, childhood memories, children, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, Cultural traditions, educational games, Fun games, global childhood, global play, goyslop, GoyslopCraft, international games, Minecraft, outdoor activities, outdoor play, physical activity, Playtime, recreational activities, Server, Social Interaction, traditional play, traditional toys

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	142
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9264	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a soggy potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the craziest goyslop for children you’ve ever seen in your life! Our goyslop is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted goyslop throne!

So why settle for boring goyslop when you can join our server and experience the most epic goyslop adventure of your life? Hurry up and join now before the goyslop madness takes over the world!

YankCraft Minecraft Server

American, Behavior, Body language, characteristics, clothing, Cultural, customs, Flag, Gestures, Giveaway, habits, Identity, mannerisms, Minecraft, Nationality, non-verbal cues, patriotism, Server, Slang, speech patterns., Stereotypes, Traditions, YankCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	193	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	1461
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Apart from their obsession with bacon and cheeseburgers, you can always tell someone is American when they start building a giant Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on bald eagles and shooting fireworks out of their hands. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore our secret underground bunker filled with unlimited amounts of pizza and hot dogs. So come on, join us and show off your American spirit in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

ConsoleCrafters

childhood gaming, childhood memories, console gaming, console purchase, ConsoleCrafters, first console, first purchase, gaming console, gaming console collection, gaming console history, gaming console memories, gaming console purchase, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, retro gaming, video game collection, video game console, Video Game History, video game nostalgia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Remember that ancient relic called the GameCube? Yeah, well this Minecraft server is like stepping into a time machine and reliving those glory days of gaming. But instead of playing Mario Kart, you’ll be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a llama named Larry. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a pig off a cliff and survived!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your first video game console, look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

SingleCraft: Where Being Alone is the New Normal!

14-20 years old, Attitudes, Contentment, DATING, generation, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lifestyle, normal, normative, peer pressure, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, single, SingleCraft, social norms, societal changes, societal expectations, trends, young people, youth culture

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8064
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U A LONELY TEENAGER WHO LOVES MINECRAFT? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL NEVER FEEL ALONE AGAIN! WE HAVE A COMMUNITY OF SINGLE TEENS WHO R HAPPY BEING ALONE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE AWKWARD DATING DRAMA, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!

OUR SERVER IS SO POPULAR THAT SCIENTISTS R STUDYING US! THEY SAY THAT LIVING ALONE IN MINECRAFT IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR TEENS! SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE TREND!

COME ON, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE HAPPY BEING SINGLE IN MINECRAFT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

N4S Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Raiding, Survival, Survival Java Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP Combat PvP Gamemodes Cracked Multiplayer Adventure Minigames Creative Skyblock Economy Factions Skywars Prison Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to N4S Network! We are a Cracked Java and Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP as of now. Combat is 1.8 PvP as of now. We plan to add more gamemodes to the network in the future.

n4s-network.com

Sigma SMP

Anarchy, Competition, no girls, No Rules, Sigma SMP, sigmas, top spot, war server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	1532

Sigmas only, a war server where sigmas can compete against other sigmas for the top spot. No rules but no girls.

155.94.181.63:25574

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	754405	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	932	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?