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DrizzleCraft: Where it’s raining fun all day long!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!

So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!

Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mines Excavated:	1278
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	8576
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	208
Buildings Constructed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	87013	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.