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Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4501
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	237	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Villages Defended:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Star Shards Collected:	62

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	1492

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!