goyimy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	842567
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Items Found:	7535
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	761775
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	150
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Void Gems Collected:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Farms Harvested:	145	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!