Goyim MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

death, sacrifice, Manipulation, rule, Fight

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

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OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Kvetch, Deception, Schmooze, Conspiracy, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

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OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

harmful actions, rule, Oinkcraft, racism, harmful rhetoric

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

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ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

imperialism power, imperialism criticism, Server, ImperialCraft, imperialism debate

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can fight against US imperialism in a virtual world! Build your own anti-imperialist base, recruit an army of llamas to overthrow the capitalist pigs, and unleash chaos with our custom-made TNT cannons that shoot freedom and justice for all! Join now and be part of the revolution against the oppressive forces of US imperialism in Minecraft!

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ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc

half, Performance, orimpuc, Legit, EURO

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Murao winning a silver medal in judo while being half euro and half Korean? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as diverse as Murao’s heritage. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden talent for judo while playing on our server. So come on, join us and let’s create some legendary moments together!

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DadDont@MeCraft

driving at night, weekend visitation, family relationships, teenage independence, weekend plans

Are you tired of dealing with divorced parent drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of divorced parents. Need to vent about your dad’s unreasonable demands? We’ve got players who will listen and support you through it all.

Plus, we have a special “Drama-Free Zone” where you can relax and unwind without any family drama creeping in. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and make lifelong friends who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life family drama. Your virtual family is waiting for you!

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TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP

Professionalism, patience, Respect, rudeness, customer service

Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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BlockyChildhoodTrauma

confronting the past, repressed memories, healing journey, mental health, BlockyChildhoodTrauma

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

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Basement Gaming: Where mods are like mushrooms, only the best ones make the cut!

Cut, Minecraft, Whitelist, Structures, discount code

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server Overview

Community with History	Basement Gaming is a Minecraft server with a rich legacy, filled with amazing structures, friendships, and memories.
Play Your Way	Players have the freedom to choose their own path, whether it’s embracing chaos or focusing on building.
Simple Rules	Straightforward rules that only prohibit hacking, allowing players to have as much freedom as possible.
Vanilla+ Experience	Curated mods enhance gameplay without straying too far from the classic vanilla feel.
Hosted by GGServers	Rock solid performance, top-notch support, and reasonable prices make GGServers the best choice for hosting.

Join Our Community on Discord!

Get whitelisted here: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are griefing and PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing and PvP are allowed on Basement Gaming to give players the freedom to play their way.
What are the rules on the server?	The only rule that is strictly enforced is no hacking. Other than that, players have the freedom to do as they please.
Do I need to be a modding expert to enjoy the server?	No, the curated mod list is easy to install and enhances the gameplay experience without complicating things.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	Join the Discord community using the provided link to get whitelisted and start playing on Basement Gaming.

Grammar Nazi’s Minecraft Server

Server, junior high, US, Speech, Gammar Nazi

Are you tired of dealing with Grammar Nazis in your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have fun without someone correcting their every move.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without fear of being judged for your grammar. No more annoying kids with caesar cut hair and zip-up hoodies telling you how to speak or write.

So come on over and join the madness! Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave those Grammar Nazis in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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