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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Farms Harvested:	169

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

MineVReX Minecraft Server

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Minecraft, MineVReX, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	7104	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the schedule is so lit, it’s like a blaze spitting fireballs at you! Join now and play with Nova Aokami, the Gen 1 legend whose building skills are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, Gen 3’s resident redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. And don’t forget about Estella Starfall, the queen of parkour who can jump higher than a spider on speed.

Furi Ferntail is also here, ready to show you how to tame wolves like a pro, while Kamiko Rinona will teach you how to farm crops faster than you can say “creeper salad.” And if you’re looking for some fiery fun, Scarlett Flameheart is the girl for you – her PvP skills are so hot, they’ll leave you smoldering.

But that’s not all! We’ve got Amaya Whisper, the singing sensation whose voice is sweeter than a chorus of parrots. And Bri At Cookiebox, the baking queen who can whip up cakes faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, Mom At Cookiebox is here to keep everyone in line with her mom powers – no griefing allowed!

Join now and play with Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink, Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine – the Twitch streamer who can slay zombies and entertain you at the same time.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while you’re laughing your blocky butt off!

MommaDramaCraft

alleged aunt, amazing relationship, amazing school, caring fiancé, confronting mom, cruel prank, dark secret, family secret, family ties, fresh start, great relationship, lack of detail, loving family, MommaDramaCraft, private information, tragic accident, tragic past, traumatic delivery, twin brother, wiped memory, young parents

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	6339
Emeralds Found:	344	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Herobrine himself? Look no further, because our server is so secretive, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover you have a long-lost twin who was actually a creeper in disguise all along!

Don’t worry about bringing up these shocking revelations with your in-game parents, they’re too busy mining for diamonds to care. And if any alleged aunts try to butt into your business, just tell them to go build their own family tree elsewhere.

So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a mob siege and the mysteries are as deep as a mineshaft. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game…unless you accidentally fall into the void, then you’re on your own.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “AWW” instead of “UGH”? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies and kittens that follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it! Plus, our female players have the ability to summon rainbows and unicorns to ride into battle, making them the cutest warriors you’ll ever see. So come join us and experience the cuteness overload that is our server – because who needs diamonds when you have a kitten in a party hat?

BlockyLawPasser

BlockyLawPasser, citizen rights, Civic Duty, Community, Decision making, Democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmakers, Legal System, legislation, policy, Political process, populace, proposed law, public approval, public interest, public opinion, regulations, society, Voting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ores Mined:	9318	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!

WaterCooledAI

A.I, body temp, creationism, fact, humans, sweat, water cooled, WaterCooledAI

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered if humans are actually just water-cooled A.I.? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, we dive deep into the existential questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us for a wild ride where we ponder the mysteries of creationism and why we sweat to reduce body temp. Are we just advanced robots powered by H2O? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner philosopher while crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where anything is possible. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? Let’s get weird and build some crazy stuff together!

SpiderCraft500mil

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

yo, u gotta join this server cuz we got a 500 million-year-old fossil that is, like, the great great great great granddaddy of all spiders, man. can u believe it? u can dig it up and put it in yo house and be like, “yeah, i got a piece of history right here, bro.” plus, this fossil gives u special spider powers in the game, like shooting webs and climbing walls. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a part of this epic spider lineage journey.

TickSon 1.16.5 everyone is invited to the Ukrainian Minecraft server

1.16.5, banner, everyone, invited, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, tg, TickSon, ticksonofficial, ticksonua, tt, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

group in tg – https://t.me/ticksonofficial

channel in tt-@ticksonua

51.77.33.154

The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, authentic, dedicated team, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, external events, Farms, Find, Friendly, hermitcraft, Imperfect, INCLUSIVE, java, LGBTQ, mature gaming experience, Perfection, player head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skilled, smp, strict yet reasonable, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Youll

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	448
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	839712	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Overview of Perfectum SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, survival
Age Requirement	15+
Server Features	Moderated gameplay Custom server seed Dedicated Discord application process Suggestion channel with voting system Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration 300+ members community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with selected plugins for performance and gameplay enhancements.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
How do I apply to join the server?	Visit the Discord server linked in the post and follow the application process provided.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged.
Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to ensure every voice is heard.
How quickly can I expect a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.

QuintCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all quint lovers out there! Join us and choose your favorite quint to play as – whether it’s the sassy one, the clumsy one, or even the one with the mysterious past (spoiler alert: it involves a llama and a time machine).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quint Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like llama racing, potato sack jumping, and synchronized block building. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the quint-tastic adventures begin!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!