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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

goycattle, Mazda, Mitsubishi, subhuman, car loan banks

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

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JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Minecraft, Warning, addiction, Rent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

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BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

omelette bar, VEGETABLES, vegetarian guests, BrunchCraft, wedding menu

Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

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DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

DateRuiner, smp, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

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BlockyBonerz

weird fetishes, strange turn ons, offbeat attractions, unusual turn-ons, quirky turn ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.

So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.

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WarCraftSupplyCo

US sanctions, sanctions, long tail tags, firms, russia

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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TimeTravelMilkNoCry

fix mistakes, time manipulation, learn from the past, spilt milk, CHANGE

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!

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Get your daily dose of Vitamin D with Banana Sandwich Minecraft Server, where we’re not monkeying around! 🍌🥪🐒

hermitcraft, sandwich, 1.21.1, Whitelisted, rules

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks old
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Version	1.21.1
Server Style	Hermitcraft inspired
Addons	Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated
Events	Fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Join the server

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.

2. What addons are available on the server?

The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.

3. What is the server economy based on?

The server economy is based on diamonds.

4. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

5. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.

MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable

Unbeatable, historical, review, Movie, Unparalleled

Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

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RenewalCraft SMP – Blockbuster Edition

Edition, DEADLINE, renewal process, Renewal day, Preparation

Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is home to a group of E-Pigs who are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!

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