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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
