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Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

affordable housing, Bull Run, Crypto, Digital Currency, economic uncertainty, Economy, GOLD, government investment, green energy, inflation, Infrastructure, Investors, kamala harris, Kamalas, Minecraft, portfolio growth, precious metals, public-private partnerships, real estate, regulations, silver, smp, stocks, Tech

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ores Mined:	2197	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Votes:	7378
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	429579	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Animals Bred:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4448
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Farms Harvested:	151
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Void Gems Collected:	23
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Star Shards Collected:	69
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro