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  • Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1652
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 372
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

    Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

    Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

    Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

    And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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  • My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

    My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5582
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

    Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

    Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

    Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8049
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

    Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

    But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

    And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2811
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 New Chunks Explored: 224824
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

    So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

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  • Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

    Sneed Net Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2469
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7106 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

    Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1969
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

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  • I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

    I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8929
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 258
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

    Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

    So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

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  • πŸ”₯ FireMine – grief server number 1 πŸ”₯ Minecraft server

    πŸ”₯ FireMine – grief server number 1 πŸ”₯ Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8893
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9065 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

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  • Tea Time Minecraft Server

    Tea Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9381
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9844 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

    So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2489
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Votes: 4766
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

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    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

    Evil Company’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 7335
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dimension Hops: 3

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    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

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