CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7096	Mines Excavated:	1709
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza

baby, birth rate crisis, birthrate, bonanza, boom, cultural norms, demographics, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility, government intervention., government policy, national strategy, population decline, population growth, Procreation, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russian society, societal pressure, sx, Vladimir Putin, work breaks

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!

alleged plot, AMERICANS, arms trafficking, arrested individuals, Conspiracy, CraftyCrisis, destabilize country, foreign interference, foreigners, government intervention., illegal weapons, international relations, national security, political conspiracy, Political unrest, security threat, seized weapons, SeizeRifles, south america, US rifles, US-Venezuela relations, Venezuela

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!

we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.

join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.

so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

BrusselsBustStopEU

asylum seekers, border control, Brussels, BrusselsBustStopEU, EU Commission, EU regulations, European Commission, european union, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, immigration, immigration crackdown, migrant transportation, migrants, migration management, migration policy, political controversy, refugee assistance, Refugee Crisis, refugee relocation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Argentine government, authoritarian regime, detainment, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, government intervention., human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, judicial process, justice system, Latin America, legal action, legal proceedings, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, political asylum, political conflict, Server, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Farms Harvested:	802	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!

join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.

come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!

SteelWarsCraft

Acquisition, antitrust, biden, Blocking, Buy, close, Competition, Deal, Economy, foreign investment, government intervention., international relations, market analysis, negotiations, Nippon Steel, regulatory approval, sources, steel industry, SteelWarsCraft, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the place for u! come join us on this server where biden is close to blocking nippon steel deal to buy U.S. steel! yea u heard that right! we got crazy stuff happening here like biden fighting off giant steel monsters with his bare hands! join us now for the most epic adventure of ur life! also we have free pizza every friday and a pet llama for every player! so what r u waiting for? join now before biden saves the world and there’s no more steel left to mine!

FishyFloodEmergency

aquatic life, crisis management., dead fish, disaster relief, ecological damage, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fish population, FishyFloodEmergency, Flood, government intervention., greece, Greek waters, marine ecosystem, marine life, natural disaster, Pollution, state of emergency, water contamination

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN GREECE IS DECLARING A STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER THE FLOOD OF DEAD FISH?!

COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE FISH ARE FLYING AND THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT SQUID BOSSES AND TREASURE HUNTS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU ROLLING IN RICHES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHY EVEN THE GODS ARE JEALOUS OF OUR SERVER!

InflationCraft SMP – “GovernmentSpendingGoneWild”

American Jew economist, Australia, debunking inflation, economic experts, economic theory, fiscal policy, government intervention., government spending, GovernmentSpendingGoneWild, inflation, inflation analysis, inflation causes, inflation debate, inflation discussion, inflation effects, inflation explanation, inflation factors, inflation research, inflation solutions, inflation video, InflationCraft, monetary policy, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9331	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have some of the most brilliant minds from Australia coming together to debunk inflation…oh, and an American Jew economist too because why not? Join us if you want to witness intense debates about economic theories while building epic structures made out of virtual blocks. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come join us and be a part of this wacky world where even the most serious topics can turn into a hilarious adventure!

CraftyMacCEO’s Minecraft Server

arrest, CEO, Communication, CraftyMacCEOs, current events, digital platforms, France, French government, government intervention., international relations, law enforcement, Macron, messaging app, Minecraft, News, not involved, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you get a message from the President of France himself, Macron! He’s like, “Yo, we totally didn’t have anything to do with the CEO’s arrest on this server, it was all just a big misunderstanding, bro.”

But that’s not even the craziest part! This server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, every time you log in, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. How insane is that?!

So come join us on this server, where the government may or may not be watching, but either way, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a message from Macron himself!

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	2675

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	383	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1297
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	297
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

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