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Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5877	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	96015
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Spears Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	4003	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	7200	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	4965
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3035
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mines Excavated:	1839	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	2326	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6457
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

MineCraftMixTape Server

Feedback, Hip Hop, independent artist, MineCraftMixtape, music community, music critique, music feedback, music file, music production, music promotion, Music Review, music sharing, music sharing platform, music upload, new song, Original music, rap artist, rap culture, rap lyrics, Rap Music, Server, underground rap

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Yo, listen up, players! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Ender Dragons drop mixtapes instead of dragon eggs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely in beatboxing and interpretive dance? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to bust a move with us.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got sick rhymes and funky dance moves? Let’s show the Minecraft world how we do it in our crazy, wacky server!