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FrozenAssetMC Server

ammunition, Conflict Resolution, czech republic, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, financial assets, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, political decision making, russia, sanctions, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, war supplies

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5854	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

Airline, Airport, airport procedures, baggage, CANCELLED, Delays, flight disruptions, flightless, flights, Incident, INCONVENIENCE, investigation, Japan, lost items, missing, Safety, ScissorCraft, Scissors, SECURITY, stranded passengers, Transportation, travel

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

EgoCraft: Where Narcissists and Trolls Meet Their Match

Behavior, cyberbullying, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, internet behavior, internet trolling, match, Meet, mental health, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online harassment, online trolling, personality disorders, personality traits, protective factor, psychological study, Psychology, research, self esteem, self worth, social media, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we only accept the most narcissistic players! If you think you’re da bomb and love to troll, dis is da place for you! But wait, if you also have high self-esteem, you might not troll as much, so come show off yo confidence and protect yo self from da trolls! It’s a battle of egos up in here, so come join and see if you got what it takes to survive in dis wild world of Minecraft madness!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, ReimuEndou, RenZott0XSOLEIL, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, VBrightshield, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, YuQWilson

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew as they embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!

WhyNotSupportMinecraftSMP

conflicting beliefs, Decision making, ethical choices, ethical considerations, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemmas, ethical values, making ethical choices, moral dilemmas, moral implications, moral reasoning, Moral values, questioning support, support or not support, supporting causes, supporting charities, supporting movements, supporting or not supporting, supporting organizations, why shouldn’t i support them, WhyNotSupportMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy. We don’t believe in limits or boundaries, so feel free to unleash your wildest imagination on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold epic raves every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why shouldn’t you support us? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Y2KPrankster Minecraft SMP

changes, common day, early 2000s, Evolution, fashion, Forgotten, habits, History, Lifestyle, Memories, Minecraft, Music, no longer done, Nostalgia, obsolete, occurrence, past, pop culture, smp, societal shifts., Technology, trends, Y2KPrankster

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Votes:	2672	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Remember those days when people used to actually talk to each other face to face instead of just sending emojis and memes? Yeah, those were wild times. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back the ancient art of communication! Join us and experience the thrill of typing actual sentences in the chat box. Who knows, you might even make a friend or two along the way!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

MineLifeLessons

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning curve, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, MineLifeLessons, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, Self Discovery, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Potions Brewed:	173
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to learn life lessons the fun way, like the time our players had to learn the hard way that creepers don’t make good pets. Trust us, it was a blast!

But that’s not all, we also offer insane stories that will have you laughing for days. Like the time our players accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether. It was chaos, but oh so worth it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and teach you some valuable (and hilarious) life lessons, then come join us today!

NaziNana99 Minecraft

99-year-old, Auschwitz, camp secretary, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, elderly criminal, ex-Nazi, German court, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Nazi regime, NaziNana99, Ruling, War Crimes, war criminal, world war II

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	9408
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that it’s run by a 99-year-old ex-nazi camp secretary. but get this, he’s not just any old secretary, he’s, like, a master builder in minecraft. he can create the most insane builds u’ve ever seen, like a giant swastika made out of diamonds or a concentration camp made out of bedrock.

u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.

plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.

so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.

RockSandCrafters

#sustainability, artificial sand, building materials, China, Chinese economy, construction projects, crushing rocks, environmental impact, industrial growth, infrastructure development, innovation, leftover materials, Mining (Industry), new study, Resource Management, RockSandCrafters, sand mining, solution, sustainable construction, Technology, urban development

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got 80% artificial sand just like China! We crush rocks and leftover mining stuff to make sand for our builds, just like the Chinese geniuses.

Join us and build the most epic structures with our artificial sand, no need to worry about mining for sand anymore. Plus, rumor has it that our artificial sand gives u superpowers in the game – like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.

So come on over and experience the magic of artificial sand on our server. Who needs regular sand when u can have the power of Chinese innovation at ur fingertips? Join now and unleash ur inner builder!

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

campaign view, Challenges, Chaos, confusion, discovery, enjoyment, figuring it out, Game Mechanics, game progression, gameplay, Improvement, learning curve, Learning process, Mastery, Minecraft, pixelated, progress, Server, skill development, skill-building, strategy, success, uncertainty, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	5816	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in Minecraft, not knowing what the heck you’re doing? Well, fear not, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing hysterically at the same time.

Our server is like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, our world is a never-ending rollercoaster of wackiness.

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who needs a campaign view when you can have a front-row seat to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!