Gotchard Minecraft Servers

Gotchard Minecraft Servers

  • PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

    PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 4845
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Potions Brewed: 78
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

    ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2789
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3695
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Post-Coital Pixels

    Post-Coital Pixels
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3356
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Votes: 1078 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

    Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

    But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

    So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

    CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 398
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 37 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Votes: 5793
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

    On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

    CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2166
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Animals Bred: 143
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ores Mined: 9472 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

    🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

    🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

    🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

    LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 314
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 196 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Divine Spears Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

    Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 478
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6972 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mines Excavated: 2175
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLoliLand

    CraftyLoliLand
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 864
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2778
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Magic Items Found: 3446
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 New Chunks Explored: 588384
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Zombie Dances: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

    So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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