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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4152 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4000 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.