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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8425 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 276 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
