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MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	3803	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	11

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crops Grown:	3968	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Emeralds Found:	3654
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	293
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8093	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Emeralds Found:	3232
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3182	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!