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BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1402
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	8086
Love Letters Sent:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.