gorillion – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

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MonkeyChynaCraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and become part of the epic saga of the 999 gorillion monkey chyna stronk threads. Legend has it that these threads were so powerful, they could summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. But one day, a rogue player accidentally unleashed chaos upon the server, causing the threads to disappear into the void.

But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you have the chance to uncover the mystery of the monkey chyna stronk threads and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, we have custom mini-games like “Pig Jousting” and “Chicken Racing” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, you might even become the next monkey chyna stronk champion.

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UkraineCraft: Where Republicans Approve 48 Gorillion Dollars for Blocks and Banter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have PLUS 14 GORILLION reasons why you should! That’s right, we have so much awesomeness packed into our server that even the most seasoned Minecraft players will be blown away.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret alliance with the creepers, who promise not to blow up your precious builds (most of the time). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1780010728763613267

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or encounters with Herobrine. Play at your own risk!

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CraftyBaldies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being super rich and balding? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer virtual hair transplants for all your pixelated follicle needs! Join us and watch your blocky avatar go from bald to beautiful in just a few clicks. Who needs real-life solutions when you can have a lush mane in the virtual world?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?

So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!

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CraftyCashMonthly

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Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on virtual diamonds that are guaranteed to bring you good luck in real life! Our server is home to a secret society of Minecraft players who have discovered the mystical powers of our virtual currency. Legend has it that those who possess the most diamonds on our server will be blessed with endless riches and success in the real world. So why waste your money on boring things like coffee or gym memberships when you could be investing in your future prosperity by joining our server today? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your life with our magical diamonds!

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GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, u gotta join now or u gonna miss out big time. our server is so cool, even US officials are talkin bout it. they say our server is so awesome that the Gaza aid pier may be dismantled cuz everyone gonna be playin on our server instead of helpin out.

we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and the best community ever. u gonna be laughin so hard u gonna pee ur pants. join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all the fun. trust me, u don’t wanna miss this. come join us and be a part of something legendary.

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CraftyPolishDefence

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So, like, this server is like the Poland of Minecraft servers, ya know? We’re gonna be NATO’s biggest spender on defense this year, but in Minecraft terms, that means we’re gonna have the most epic fortresses and protection for our players. Join us if you wanna be part of a super secure community where creepers don’t stand a chance! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all our members. Come join the fun and be part of the most fortified server around!

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ClassroomCraze: GrandparentPics

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join our epic minecraft server where einstein and your grandparent are besties and build a time machine together to create the most mind-blowing creations ever seen in the minecraft universe. our server is so lit that even herobrine is jealous of our epic builds. come join the fun and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! also, there are flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the chaos now!

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LatinCraft: Gendered Adventures

acculturation, Adventures, Analysis, coping mechanisms, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, gender, Gendered, immigrant adults, immigration, Latin America, LatinCraft, mental health, minority populations, place of occurrence, psychological impact, ptsd, recently arrived, resilience, sex differences, support systems, Trauma, traumatic experiences

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists! We got so many cool features that will blow your mind, like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats!

Join us on this epic journey and experience the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Not-So-Complicated SMP server Vanilla with a hint of Semi but definitely no curly braces 1.20.6

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd
Description	Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: As long as you’re cool, we’re cool. There are no ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins on Simple SMP.

Q: How long has Simple SMP been running?

A: Over eight years, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: No, there is no world border on Simple SMP. Discover a vast and unexplored world.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

MilitiaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to use every weapon in their arsenal to dominate the game, even if it means bending the rules a little.

Join us for epic battles where anything goes – from TNT cannons to lava traps, there are no limits to the chaos you can unleash. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, why not try your hand at some good old-fashioned sabotage? Just remember, all is fair in love and war on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and show off your devious side in a game where the only rule is to have fun at all costs. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in Minecraft history!

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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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If you’ve ever pondered deep questions like “does reality run on the Source engine?” then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! Our server is so epic, even God himself would want to join just to find out the answer to that burning question.

Not only do we have the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, but we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. Legend has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, but if you’re brave enough to face him, the rewards are totally worth it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if reality really does run on the Source engine!

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Dad’s Marriage Minecraft Server

adult relationships, BETRAYAL, blended families, child custody, confronting lies, Dads, defending parents, divorce aftermath, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Values, financial deception, financial disputes, Marriage, Minecraft, parental conflict, Server, sibling relationships, standing up for mom, stepfamily issues, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make your family drama look like child’s play.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have epic battles between players that make your family arguments seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even your dad and stepmom’s drama will pale in comparison. Join now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance and power in a world where anything can happen.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family situation, look no further. Join us now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will make you forget all about your real-life drama.

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