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‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	702
Towns Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	3481
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

MonkeyChynaCraft Server

999, Chyna, Generate, gorillion, list, long tail, MONKEY, MonkeyChynaCraft, Server, Stronk, tags, Threads, up to 20, What Happened

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	599011
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	145	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Votes:	1300	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and become part of the epic saga of the 999 gorillion monkey chyna stronk threads. Legend has it that these threads were so powerful, they could summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. But one day, a rogue player accidentally unleashed chaos upon the server, causing the threads to disappear into the void.

But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you have the chance to uncover the mystery of the monkey chyna stronk threads and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, we have custom mini-games like “Pig Jousting” and “Chicken Racing” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, you might even become the next monkey chyna stronk champion.

UkraineCraft: Where Republicans Approve 48 Gorillion Dollars for Blocks and Banter!

AID PACKAGE, Approval, approve, banter, Bipartisan, blocks, Congress, Defense, dollars, FOREIGN AID, funding, gorillion, international relations, Israel, legislation, Military, News, Politics, republicans, SPENDING, Support, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have PLUS 14 GORILLION reasons why you should! That’s right, we have so much awesomeness packed into our server that even the most seasoned Minecraft players will be blown away.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret alliance with the creepers, who promise not to blow up your precious builds (most of the time). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1780010728763613267

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or encounters with Herobrine. Play at your own risk!

CraftyEcoServer – Minecraft Server

adoption, Blockchain, CraftyEcoServer, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency market, decentralized, digital assets, finance, ghostchain, Investment, Jdoge, Minecraft, Mixer, monero, potential users, Server, shitcoins, Technology, telegram app, TON alts, TON ecosystem, Trading, trading platform

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more popular than diamonds in the game? Well, look no further because we have over one hundred million potential users waiting to play with you! Even a 12-year-old could start trading in a few minutes on our server, it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even ghostchain’s TON and its shitcoins like Mixer (TON’s ‘monero’), Jdoge, and other TON alts are 1000x’s on the making! Join us now and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting for you on our server?

PrescriptionCraft911

addiction prevention, ethical dilemma, family conflict, family dispute, family intervention, health crisis, home surveillance, legal consequences, medical emergency, medication security, muscle tear, narcotic theft, opiates, pain management, painkillers, police involvement, powerful medication, prescription medication, PrescriptionCraft911, trust betrayal

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	188
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from crazy family members stealing your painkillers? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those prescription narcotics anymore! Explore our vast world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. Who needs opiates when you have the thrill of finding rare loot in our server?

Join now and leave the real world behind – no crazy family members allowed, unless they promise not to steal your virtual diamonds! Build, survive, and thrive in our Minecraft community. Who needs Tylenol when you have the healing power of building epic structures in our server? Let’s craft away the pain together!

Realms of Mindcraft: Minecraft Server

Baffling, bewildering, beyond understanding, Enigmatic, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, mind-boggling, mindcraft, Minecraft, Mystery, Paranormal, perplexing, Phenomenon, PROVEN, puzzling, real, Realms, Science, Server, Supernatural, Unexplainable, unfathomable, ungraspable

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	122
Zombie Dances:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and reality is just a suggestion! Join us if you want to experience the mind-bending thrill of building a house made entirely of floating watermelons or riding a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of diamonds who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of evil cacti who have sworn to prick anyone who dares to enter their territory. Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to survive their deadly spiky traps.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep).

MineCraftyBeauties

attractiveness, beauty, Character, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, handsome, inner beauty, judgment, MineCraftyBeauties, outer beauty, Perception, Personality, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, self-confidence, self-image, social interactions, Traits

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us and find out why personality is the only thing that matters in our pixelated paradise. We don’t care if you’re a diamond sword-wielding warrior or a potato farmer, as long as you bring the laughs!

Our server is home to the most beautiful and handsome players in all of Minecraft, but don’t worry, their personalities are just as stunning. From charming creepers to sassy skeletons, you’ll never know what hilarious characters you’ll meet next.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why personality is the key to success in our wacky world of Minecraft!

RoboSkinCraft Minecraft Server

Androids, Artificial Intelligence, bioengineering, bioethics, Cutting Edge, cyborgs, facial recognition, futuristic, innovation, Japanese scientists, living skin, medical advancements, Minecraft, research, RoboSkinCraft, robot faces, robotics, scientific discovery, Server, skin grafting, Synthetic Biology, Technology, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1525
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

so like, on this server, we got japanese scientists who are like, attaching living skin to robot faces, like wtf?! if you join, you can have a robot face with real skin on it, how crazy is that?! you can be part robot, part human, ALL COOL. come join us and be part of this insane experiment, who knows what kind of powers you’ll get from having a robot face with living skin, maybe you’ll be able to shoot lasers from your eyes or something, who knows?! join now and become a cyborg superhero on our server, it’s gonna be lit af.

OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors

Army, conscription, controversy, Court, Defense, drafted, DraftedWarriors, Israel, Israeli, Israeli society, law, mandatory service, Men, military service, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, rules, Ruling, the guardian, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.

join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!

FireplaceFungiFree

Bacteria, Burning, chimney, cleanliness, comfort, Cozy, Fire, fireplace, FireplaceFungiFree, germs, Hearth, home, House, Household, hygiene, indoor, living room, maintenance, microorganisms, Safety, warmth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

yo, u ever thot bout joinin a minecraft server where the fireplaces are LITerally on fire? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got fireplaces burnin 24/7, keepin all dem bacteria away cuz u kno, fire kills germs or sumthin like dat.

not only dat, but we got a secret underground lava parkour course where u gotta jump from one lava pit to anotha without burnin ur blocky butt off. it’s like da olympics but way more dangerous and way more fun!

oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that u can ride around da server? yea, u heard me right. u can fly on a freakin dragon and rain down fire on all dem noobs tryna mess with u. it’s like game of thrones but without all da drama and way more blocky.

so, if u wanna join a server where fireplaces are da cleanest spot in da house and dragons are ur trusty steeds, den come on over and join us. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz we got plenty of fire to go around!

LemurTunesCraft

Animal Behavior, animal vocalization, evolutionary biology, human evolution, human music origins, lemurs, lemurs and humans, lemurs and music, lemurs singing, LemurTunesCraft, music evolution, music theory, musical origins, origin of human music, primate behavior, primate communication, primate vocalization, singing lemurs, vocal communication, vocal mimicry, vocal patterns

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!

First off, we got singing lemurs running around like they own the place. These little dudes are dropping sick beats and showing us the true origin of human music. Forget about Mozart and Beethoven, it’s all about the lemurs now, baby!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party happening every night. The skeletons and zombies have some killer dance moves, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, the creepers are the best DJs in town, dropping bombs on the dance floor like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a chicken that poops out precious gems?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Let’s get this party started, bros!

The Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Buycraft, Community, crate plugin, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, MONEY, Plugins, power, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Survival, unique items

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	5131	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

The Kingdom is a newly started minecraft server with both factions/survival, i.e. a classic raiding/survival server. The server has many unique plugins and several custom plugins.

It’s about being the best! So the server uses economy and factions to establish who has the most power and money.

It is a custom crate plugin with several unique items. Buycraft and much more, join then!

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UD

Assistance, bedrock edition, Community, community-driven, console, Cross-Play, crossplay network, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Platform, PvP, Raiding, Server, Staff, Survival, Towny, UD Helpers, UD_MC, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	210	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

The UD_MC community is a very friendly one, and our staff, known as UD Helpers, is always available to assist you. We pride ourselves on being a crossplay network, meaning we fully support Bedrock Edition, ensuring everyone can join in on the fun regardless of their platform. Whether you’re on PC, console, or mobile, you’re welcome to dive into our vibrant community and explore everything we have to offer!

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