Gorillion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

non-exclusivity deal, mastermind, PPVs, Netflix streaming, Profitability

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

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MonkeyChynaCraft Server

gorillion, 999, Chyna, Server, MonkeyChynaCraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and become part of the epic saga of the 999 gorillion monkey chyna stronk threads. Legend has it that these threads were so powerful, they could summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. But one day, a rogue player accidentally unleashed chaos upon the server, causing the threads to disappear into the void.

But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you have the chance to uncover the mystery of the monkey chyna stronk threads and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, we have custom mini-games like “Pig Jousting” and “Chicken Racing” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, you might even become the next monkey chyna stronk champion.

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UkraineCraft: Where Republicans Approve 48 Gorillion Dollars for Blocks and Banter!

Support, Approval, Congress, UkraineCraft, News

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have PLUS 14 GORILLION reasons why you should! That’s right, we have so much awesomeness packed into our server that even the most seasoned Minecraft players will be blown away.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret alliance with the creepers, who promise not to blow up your precious builds (most of the time). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1780010728763613267

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or encounters with Herobrine. Play at your own risk!

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Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

Ascetic, #gamer, Minecraft, Gaming, 2000s revival

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

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BootyBlock Minecraft Server

Respect, consent, Communication, Minecraft, BootyBlock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

Driving, truck stop, emotional response, Support, traffic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

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TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

WINNERS, Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

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No Water Temple, Just Waves

ganondorf, Waves, puzzle solving, Zelda game, Quest

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

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Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

Mococos, milestone, Server, celebration, Content Creator

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

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Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

Picking, Picking up girls, Lincoln Town Car, high school cruising adventures, high school girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

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