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Charge The Men Minecraft SMP

alleged attackers, CHARGE, charges, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, extradition agreements, extradition challenges, extradition laws, extradition limitations, extradition policies, extradition process, extradition treaty, Gorilla Warfare, international law, international relations, legal barriers, Legal System, Men, Minecraft, new zealand, smp, Vietnam, vietnam war

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the gorillas are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to team up with some of the most elusive and mischievous players in the game.

Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!

Crafty Apes: Redpill Warfare

Apes, asymmetric warfare, conventional army, Crafty, Gorilla Warfare, Guerrilla Warfare, Henry Kissinger, military budget, military defeat, military history, military philosophy, military power, military quotes, military spending, military strategy, military tactics, military theory, military victory, redpill, TRILLIONS, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of losing in battles despite spending trillions on your military? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, even the guerrilla warfare tactics of Henry Kissinger can’t stop you from winning! Join us and show off your strategic skills in epic battles where the conventional army always loses and the guerrilla always comes out on top. Who needs trillions when you have Minecraft skills like ours? Join now and dominate the battlefield like never before!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

better than, Characters, classic, comparison, debate, fan favorite, FANTASY, Final Fantasy IX, final fantasy vii, gameplay, Gaming Community, graphics, iconic, literally vivi, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, reasons, RPG, Server, Storyline, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

#youtube, 5700XT, amd, amd radeon, Browsers, CPU, Distros, Graphics Card, Hardware, Help, linux, Minecraft, NixOS, nvidia, NVIDIA GeForce, smp, Switch, Technology, Troubleshooting, vaapi flags, video decoding, video playback

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3612	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8046	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	116
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	1046	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9440	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!