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UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Towns Built:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	486562	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Animals Bred:	176	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	6772
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE