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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9988
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	90
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

Adapt, adaptation, Blind, blind individuals, brain adaptation, capacity, echocraft, Echoes, human brain, learning, Minds.., navigating without vision, navigation, remarkable capacity, research, Sight, sighted, sighted individuals, Sound, sound echoes, vision, visual ability, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	9661

so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	241
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Animals Bred:	88
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	4347
Love Letters Sent:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Crops Grown:	5209	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	520	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.