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HolyCraft: Where even creepers are more accepting than some humans!

acceptance, accepting, Beliefs, Christianity, CREEPERS, criticism, discrimination, equality, Holycraft, Homophobia, humans, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, morality, Progressivism, Religion, religious beliefs, renouncement, Social Issues, societal norms, VALUES, western culture

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Tired of boring old Christianity? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have renounced all things homophobic! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome to join in on the fun! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to rainbow-colored pixel art temples! Come join us and see why our server is the true holy land of Minecraft!

1000 Words of Minecraft Madness

crying, emotional, emotional gaming, emotional impact, emotional RPG, emotional storytelling, emotional video games, ffx-2, Final Fantasy, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, long trail, madness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, RPG, storytelling, Tears, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video games, Words

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers armed with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!

So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

Ally, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, occur, potential conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Tonight…in, U.S. fears, Warning, Zion

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4065	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	244
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	614
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!