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UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	919350
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	6213
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Towns Built:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/touchmypatch/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	731710

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crops Grown:	6045
Votes:	5135	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!