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YachtCrash Minecraft Server

accident, billionaire, Celebrity, Coast, collision, Damage, exclusive, expensive, Incident, insurance, italy, luxury, Maritime, Mediterranean, Mega Yachts, Minecraft, News, Ocean, Server, Wealthy, YachtCrash, Yachting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	2944
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyCheatersUS

allegations, American athletes, anti-doping agency, athletes’ rights, China, Competition, CraftyCheatersUS, doping scandals, doping tests, drug testing, Ethics, Fair Play, Integrity, international sports, investigation, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, regulations, sports, systemic abuses, US

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	New Chunks Explored:	625252
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4040	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4165

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	700387
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7152	New Chunks Explored:	480728
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!