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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1645 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Emeralds Found: | 7917 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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