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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.
if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.
