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Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1405
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

AUTHORITY, Challenges, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, control, Court, critical thinking, DebateCraft, Decision making, disagreements, Edition, family dynamics, Kids, Négotiation, Parenting styles, problem solving, Respect, Skills, teaching, Threats, undermining

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	1720
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

FriendshipCraft SMP

Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, FriendshipCraft, FRIENDSHIPS, internet relationships, online communication, online friendships, online interactions, relationships, smp, social behavior, Social Connections, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual communities

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

CraftyLaughter

best part of day, bright moments, CraftyLaughter, daily blessings, daily happiness, daily highlights, daily joys, favorite part of day, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in little things, happy moments, joy, memorable moments, moments of joy, positive moments, positivity, simple pleasures, Small victories, Today

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

aerosolized plastics, baby, boom, brain tissue, control group, environmental pollution, exposure in the womb, health risks, heart tissue, kidney tissue, liver tissue, lung tissue, microplastics, MOTHERS, nanoplastics, newborn tissue, Offspring, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic ingestion, Pregnancy, Rats, Server, study

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6209	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9025	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

Absolute Doom, afk strategy, battle royale, Bird Call Emote, Chaos, chapter 5, creeper, Day of Doom, Doctor Doom, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, karol g, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, Lost Isles, Marvel Hero, MAYHEM, Mining, Mission Alerts, Polus, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP, smp, v-bucks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	131	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9041
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!