goonquot – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

Immune System Bypass Server

Bypass.., cold, common cold, flu, health, Illness, immune, immune boost, immune defense, immune function, immune health, immune response, immune support, immune system, immune system support, medication, Medicine, Remedy, Server, Sickness, Symptoms, System, Treatment, Virus

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant snot fortress to protect yourself from the evil cold virus mobs! we have special potions that make you sneeze fireballs and blow your nose with explosive power.

fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.

don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!

Dark Parenting PvP

abusive upbringing, Adulthood, Behavior, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, Dark, dark personality traits, dark tetrad, Emotional Abuse, harsh parenting, long-term effects, mental health, negative impact, parenting, Parenting styles, Personality development, personality disorders, psychological aggression, psychological harm, PvP, severe physical assault, toxic environment

join dis epic minecraft server where we all be buildin’ and survivin’ together! u kno why u should join? cuz if u don’t, ur gonna end up like dem dark tetrad peeps who had harsh parents n stuff. ain’t nobody wanna be like dat! so come join us, build some crazy stuff, and have a blast with us! ain’t no dark personalities allowed here, just fun and games all day long! so what u waitin’ for? come join us now!

GigaVanilla

Anarchy, Blocky World, blow things up, community-driven, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, Fabric, Griefing, Lithium, Massive builds, Mining, player-driven economy, PvP, Redstone, redstone machines, Render Distance, Skyscraper, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla

After experiencing frustration with similar servers shutting down, issues with papermc, and overly strict or lenient moderation, the decision was made to address these problems. This server is guaranteed to remain operational as it runs on a dedicated machine hosted at the owner’s house, eliminating significant ongoing server costs.

A pure vanilla sudo-anarchy experience, with NO HANDOUTS, NO WORLD BORDER, NO PAPERMC, and minimal rules. The server runs on fabric with lithium. Clumps (exp orbs) and GetTogetherDrops are the biggest deviations from vanilla in an effort to prevent lag. Whether you love to blow things sky high, create monstrous redstone machines, clear out an entire render distance with tnt, or build a skyscraper, GigaVanilla is a great place to enjoy the beautiful blocky world.

GigaVanilla.online

The Legendarys Craft

Community, Cross-Play, Daily, Economy, family friendly, Fun, Grate, Hardcore, Join, Legendarys Craft, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, Server, Survival, world

A fun and family friendly server with a grate community for survival, and hardcore worlds, we have new players joining daily and would love to see you here!

play.legendarycraft.uk:25519

SphereMC

6gb ram, 99% Uptime, ATM10-2.36, be inspired, Community, Curseforge, dedicated server, Mild, minecraft 1.21.1, Modded, Neoforge, Regular Updates, Server restarts, SphereMC, Stability, top-of-the-line hardware

Server Name	SphereMC
Server Version	Minecraft 1.21.1
Modpack	All the Mods 10
Recommended RAM	6GB minimum
Difficulty	Mild

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started out as a private pack for just a few friends that turned into something others wanted to play. It includes all the basics of big name packs but also features newer or lesser-known mods.
Now using NeoForge and on version 1.21, with frequent updates as new mods are released.
Continues tradition of adding new mods while prioritizing stability.

Join Us!

Ready to be part of our community? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Does the modpack really contain ALL THE MODS?

No, of course not. The pack includes a mix of popular and lesser-known mods but does not claim to have every single mod available.

What is the server uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts to ensure a seamless playing experience.

How do I join the server?

To join SphereMC, simply download the modpack from the provided link and connect to the server using the server IP or domain name.

Is the server actively managed and updated?

Yes, SphereMC is committed to providing a quality experience with top-of-the-line hardware and regular updates to ensure a smooth gameplay experience.

What is the server community like?

SphereMC boasts a quality community of players who are dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players.

FeastCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cooking, delicious dinner, Dinner, dinner at home, dinner ideas, dinner inspiration, dinner is served, dinner party, dinner recipes, dinner time, dinner with family, dinner with friends, easy dinners, enjoy dinner, family dinner, FeastCraft, Food, homemade dinner, mealtime, quick meals, recipes

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest dinner parties in Minecraft history! We’re talking about feasting on virtual food like there’s no tomorrow! Watch the links for a taste of what’s to come – it’s a culinary adventure like no other! So come on in and satisfy your hunger for fun and chaos!

ToyThiefShowdown Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, accusations, children, Conflict, Friends, friendship, Minecraft, missing items, parenting, play date, pokemon cards, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, special toys, theft, ToyThiefShowdown

Are you tired of your child’s precious belongings mysteriously disappearing after playdates? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about missing Pokemon cards again – unless a sneaky Enderman steals them, that is!

Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t swipe your valuables. Plus, if anything does go missing, you can accuse the nearest creeper of theft and demand compensation – just like in real life!

So come join us for a wild adventure where friendships are tested, accusations fly, and missing items are just part of the fun. Who needs enemies when you have Minecraft players to blame for everything?

ContaminatedCookingCraft

alcohol, Communication, contaminated lid, ContaminatedCookingCraft, Cooking, Cutlery, dietary rules, Dutch oven, frying pan, Kitchen Tools, meat, misunderstanding, Muslim, Pork, pots and pans, Religion, Respect, roommate, roommates, Simmering, wine

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about sharing pots and pans just like the roommate in this story! But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you accidentally use someone else’s cooking utensils.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy rules your fellow players might have. Maybe someone only builds with pink blocks on Wednesdays, or refuses to mine diamonds on odd-numbered days. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, if you accidentally contaminate someone’s virtual cooking utensils with pork or alcohol, you might just start a virtual war. So come join our server and see if you can survive the chaos of roommate-like drama and outrageous dietary restrictions. It’s a virtual world like no other!

TrendyTrashMinecraftSMP

21st century fashion, clothing trends, Fashion (Industry), fashion analysis, fashion critique, fashion debate, fashion disasters, fashion discussion, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion history, fashion mistakes, fashion opinions, fashion trends, fashion trends analysis, style disasters, style fails, style mistakes, TrendyTrashMinecraftSMP, worst fashion trend

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you HAVE to join because there’s this rumor that the owner is actually a secret unicorn in disguise. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. I heard that if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a PvP battle. And the best part is, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension full of talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures.

So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s like, the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft history. Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll automatically become the most fashionable player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! #unicornowner #diamondsandcake #wizardadmins #talkinganimalsdimension #fashionistaforever

BlockyBluesCraft

BlockyBluesCraft, camouflaged pain, concealed suffering, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, hidden emotions, hidden hardships, hidden struggles, internal battles, invisible pain, masked emotions, mental health, overlooked signs, secretly struggling, silent cries for help, silent suffering, subtle signs, unnoticed pain, unnoticed stress, unseen turmoil, unspoken struggles

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to explore our secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see for yourself what all the fuss is about!