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Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	891045

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Farms Harvested:	824	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	303223	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7111	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!

The Latam Cave

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7840	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	187
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Minecraft from La Cueva Latam! Over 18,000 members in our Discord community. Version 1.21 with exclusive plugins for a unique experience. Compatibility for players with premium and non-premium launchers.

Open from tomorrow. Don’t miss it! Enter now and live an adventure like no other in La Cueva Latam.

LaCuevaLatam.minehost.pro

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, deep slate wall, Discord, established rule, Events, Fighting, Join, Mining, multiplayer, Open, Realm, safe zone, semi anarchy, Server, Small events, Trading, Wall, year

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	846

Minecraft Anarchy Bedrock Realm

Server Information	Anarchy style Bedrock realm with a safe zone
Rules	No established rules outside of safe zone
Activities	Mining, trading, fighting, building, adventuring
Events	Small events planned in the future
Join the Realm	Click here
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the safe zone made of?	The safe zone is denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction).
Are there any rules inside the safe zone?	No, the only rule is safety ends outside The Wall.
Can anyone join the realm?	Yes, we are open to everyone who wants to join.
What kind of events are planned?	We plan on hosting small events for the community in the coming year.