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GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	2256	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

Adamantium security

action, Adventure, Chestshop

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Magic Items Found:	6254	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8778
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

( JAVA -_- BEDROK )

World to have fun, create super crazy farms and whatever you want. Paid jobs, gifts, votes, cheted armor and many more things, have a great time and enjoy

(YOU DON’T HAVE MINECRAFT, COME TO THE STORE I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU)

mia28.vultam.net:25635

GameYx

Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Version 1.14.4

Awesome server to hangout with your friends and play minigames. =) The best server for you! =)

Awesome server to hangout with your friends and play minigames. =)

GameYx.aternos.me

Norsk.Vnlla.eu

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	278	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	771
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	4914

We have recently started up the server again, this will be the same server that I ran in 2014/2016 as few plugins and extra things as possible. This is to get as clean minecraft as possible! Here you are guaranteed to get the best Survival experience. Norsk.vnlla.eu

Welcome inside!

New server

Norsk.Vnlla.eu

The epic smp

Achievements, Roleplay, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

let’s build a kingdom

THEEPICSMP.com

FlowLands

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Alien Abductions:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to AssassinMC, Formally known as FlowLands

We have basic rules.

Don’t exploit, Don’t glitch, Don’t grieve, Keep your opinions to yourself, Be nice, Have fun, Have common sense, And more.

assassinMC.aternos.me

ACraft BedWars

Bedwars, Mini Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Fun, custom style bedwars server. Play bedwars and collect different rarities of fun cosmetics. Collect them all to become the ultimate player.

acraft.apexmc.co

Kingsranger smp

PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Server IP: Kingsranger.aternos.me

Kingsranger.aternos.me

FireIce

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Potions Brewed:	130
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join the FireIce minecraft server! We have many fun ways to play Minecraft! Classic survival, openworld creative and creative plots, and many minigames! Some of the more popular minigames are our Disasters minigame, our Find the Button minigame, and our Lightbikes minigame. Come join and have some fun!

fireice.serverminer.com:26606

Violent Voxels

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	483	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Violent Voxels : Extreme 24/7 Minecraft SMP It’s like classic Minecraft, but way harder – And we have Bounty Hunters!

Violent Voxel is an english speaking 24 hour SMP server that has taken the familiar Vanilla Minecraft experience everyone enjoys and cranked the dial on the difficulty up to an 11.

Linear Difficulty increases the difficulty of mobs that spawn into your Minecraft world over time. This is achieved by multiplying mob health, attack damage, and movement speed by a variable derived by dividing playtime by the rate of increase.

We have put the World Barrier to good use, as our world slowly scale up over time. This mechanic is in place to encourage players to create physically close communities, working together to build villages and towns but allowing people to grow their settlements over time and if they so choose, to venture off into the wide world to discover new locations with their new friends or alone.

NON MALICIOUS PvP/Theft is allowed, however we have a unique bounty hunter system in place. You may kill and steal at your own risk, but be careful as you may find your own head becoming worth much more than the items you stole or the person you killed

Server Info Violent Voxel is a 1.15.2 (Java Edition) server aiming for a more difficult co-operative multiplayer survival experience, ideally, we’re looking for players that would be dedicated to play over the next few months, and willing to interact with others in a reciprocal manner. If this server appeals to you, join our discord and we will whitelist you.

Age requirement is 18+ (with exceptions)

109.169.58.240

Dragonhaven

Balanced Economy, family friendly, Land Claim, Safe Survival, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Embark on an extraordinary adventure in a realm filled with endless possibilities. At DragonHaven, we have curated a server that caters to the desires of every player, offering an immersive and exhilarating gameplay experience like no other.

DragonHaven.Net