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GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

BlockBustersFamLove

BlockBustersFamLove, challenging times, Communication, compassion, Connection, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Empathy, encouragement, Family Support, Gratitude, love, perseverance, resilience, solidarity, strength, teamwork, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	105
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Boeing 777, Boeing777SeaSearch, debris, Disappearance, Flight, investigation, Malaysia Airlines, MH370, Minecraft, Ocean, parts, Recovery, researchers, sea, search, Server, speculation, Technology, theory, Tracking

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchantments Applied:	182	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Enchantments Applied:	295
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

animal study, electrical charge, electrical sutures, Fast, healing, healing wounds, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Lightning, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Rats, reduced, speed up, study, Surgical Innovation, surgical stitches, tissue regeneration, traditional sutures, wound area, wound care, wound healing, ZapStitch

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6611	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!