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GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Void Armor Forged:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

Sylph-Tech – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

andesite age, Automate, Automation, Bosses, Chronicles, Create, deadly breath, dragons, Exploration, January 5th., long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Progression, Quest, Rewards, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-chronicles-bosses-and-beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com
When did the world start?	The world started on January 5th, 2025
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg

Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	2767	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1894
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	2050	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	9515
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Animals Bred:	161
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4090
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ores Mined:	5744
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Emeralds Found:	5780	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!