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LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1850	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	799744	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1831

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!