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Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mines Excavated:	1495
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2230
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	4721

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6044
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2600	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!