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Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

$5K Roadside Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.

So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

PissedCraft 3000

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-filled caves, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built boss mobs that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave.

VirtualCraft: Where Reality and Minecraft Merge

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, in the future, people gonna be so obsessed with VR that they gonna forget they ain’t actually in the game and start tryna use superpowers and jump off cliffs thinking they won’t take fall damage. Like, imagine someone thinking they can fly like Superman and then SPLAT! Haha, it’s gonna be a disaster, man. But on this server, you can live out all your wildest VR fantasies without risking your life. So come join us and let’s get weird together!

VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on!

Pingupongu Server – Where the Penguins Play and the Blocks Break Free! Join now for a chill time with the coolest penguins around!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

PinguSMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP Minecraft server
Features	Whitelisted, vanilla survival experience
Additional Features	Proximity voice chat, admin plugins
Seasons	Multiple seasons planned, world reset after community vote
Rules	No griefing, stealing, etc. Blocks and items logged
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply for whitelist on our website here!

Q: Are there any commands or extra items on the server?

A: No, the server is truly vanilla with only proximity voice chat and admin plugins added.

Q: Will the world be reset?

A: The plan is to reset the world after a community vote is held after around 6 months.

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

A: The server has strict rules against griefing and stealing, with all blocks and items logged for security.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Codes, Additional Links, Android, BEAUTY FULL SHOT, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Dave the Diver Minigame Collab, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fixes, Game Download, General Info, Golden Kraken, Ios, Mary: Bay Goddess, Minecraft, NikCraft, Optimization, PC, Sakura: Bloom in Summer, Server, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ores Mined:	8727
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and pure chaos!

Reasons to join our server: 1. Dive into the depths of the ocean with Dave the Diver in our exclusive minigame collaboration! Swim with sharks, find hidden treasures, and maybe even discover Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! 2. Take on the Golden Kraken in our Co-Op and Solo Raid events! Can you defeat this legendary sea monster and claim the ultimate prize? 3. Recruit the most fabulous characters like Sakura, Mary, Neon, and Rosanna to join your team! Build the ultimate squad and conquer the Minecraft world in style! 4. Dress to impress with our current Costume Passes, including the Maiden: Under The Sun, Viper: Shine of Love, Guilty: Wave of Disbelief, and more! Show off your fashion sense while battling creepers and zombies! 5. Use our exclusive codes like NIKKESUMMEREVENT2024 for special rewards and bonuses! Hurry, some codes may “die soon” like NR1Z1FGHH (RIP)!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

ServeHerCraft – The most unpredictable Minecraft server!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	309	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, even the biggest noobs can become pros! Our secret is a special potion made from unicorn tears and dragon scales that instantly turns you into a Minecraft master. Say goodbye to being a loser and hello to being a winner on our server!

But that’s not all! We also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the portal will become the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

BabyCraftGriefGate

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive friends who can’t handle your joyous moments? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is encouraged to brag about their accomplishments, big or small, without fear of backlash!

We understand the struggle of trying to share your excitement without offending anyone. That’s why on our server, we celebrate every victory, whether it’s building the tallest tower or finding the rarest diamond.

Forget about walking on eggshells around sensitive players. On our server, you can let your rainbow baby bump shine bright, without worrying about triggering anyone’s insecurities.

Join us and be part of a community where sharing your journey is not only accepted but encouraged. Let’s build a world where happiness is celebrated, one block at a time!

CraftyBibi’sCeasefireFun

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Love Letters Sent:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself is there, making all these wild reverses on key concessions. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, dude. one minute you’re building a sick castle, the next minute you’re negotiating peace treaties with world leaders. it’s insane, bro. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

PetPalsMC

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	210
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pets rule the world and humans are just their lowly servants!

imagine a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and sheep run the government. on our server, you can team up with your furry friends to take down evil mobs and conquer epic quests.

we have a pet talent show every saturday where you can show off your pet’s best tricks and win amazing prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

but be warned, if you mistreat your pet, they may turn against you and lead a rebellion against all humans on the server. so treat your pets with love and respect, or face the consequences.

join now and experience the craziest, most pet-friendly minecraft server in the universe!