Gooner Bitches

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-ness.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask us how it works, just come and bask in its glory.

4. We have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. A castle. Made out of cake. Need I say more?

5. Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. You can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and ruining your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let the llama guides lead you to victory!