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Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

Crafty, Eat Cum, EdgeTrips, EVENS, Fap, FapOdds, fate, Fate Thread, gooner, Gooner Bitches, gooners, lol, Long Trail Tags: Find out our fate, NapDubs, ruin, Ruin666, Thread, time to roll

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

TrudeauCraft2023

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Venom Block AI

AI-designed proteins, antidote, Artificial Intelligence, biotechnology, BLOCK, Breakthrough, Counter, Healthcare, innovation, Lethal, life saving, Medical research, new, pharmaceuticals, protein engineering, Science, snake venom, Snakebite, Technology, toxin neutralization, VENOM, venomous snakes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6153	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dimension Hops:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

Universe Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crops Grown:	6306
Star Shards Collected:	268	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to Universe SMP, a colorful and fun Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of exciting game modes designed to suit the needs of all types of players, whether you are a survivor or a builder.

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together without any barriers. We also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, a Friendly Community, and Custom Plugins to enhance your gaming experience with unique features and enhancements.

Universe SMP is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that offers a variety of interesting features for all players, both those who like the challenge of survival and those who like to be creative in building. This server is not only a place to play, but also a means to build new communities and learn new skills.

play.universesmp.xyz:25576

Apex Forge

24/7, ApexForge, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Environment, Exploring, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Memories, Minecraft, new, Play, Safe, Server, Small, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	448097	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Hey, thanks for checking out ApexForge!

ApexForge is a new, small Minecraft server crafted to provide a safe, fun, and friendly environment for players of all ages. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out, ApexForge is the perfect place to make friends and create lasting memories. Join us and be part of our growing community!

The server is up 24/7/365, come play any time!

I have a decent portion of the server already set up and play ready, however, I do plan to incorporate more features in the future.

Join us on Discord!

apexforge.org

Quest for Valor 1.21.3

1.21.3, billionaire overlords, Dying Breed, fictional role models, Forgotten, incel, inconsequential, Lazy, man, nobody, not handsome, not pretty, not smart, not strong, Quest, School, study, Valor, Weak, weak-minded, work, world hates me, worse than normie

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	258	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3968	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being a normie, a nobody, a weakling in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a hero in a virtual world where your strength, smarts, and looks don’t matter! Fight epic battles, build incredible structures, and be a legend among pixels!

Forget about your billionaire overlords and become a king in our server! No need to study, work, or be inconsequential here – you are the master of your own destiny! Join now and leave behind the world that doesn’t care about you for a world where you are truly exceptional!

Don’t compare yourself to real-life role models, be inspired by the fictional characters you love and become a legend in our server! Embrace your inner hero and leave behind the life of a normie – join us now and be the hero you were always meant to be!

DiaryDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, Diary, DiaryDramaCraft, education, Empathy, Friends, friendship, Mother, parenting, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, School, Support, Teacher, TEENAGE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of teachers snooping around in your child’s personal belongings? Join our Minecraft server where teachers are banned from reading diaries and criticizing your child’s choice of words! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how many rude words they use in their diaries. Plus, we have a special “diary protection” plugin to ensure that your child’s personal thoughts are kept private at all times. So come join us and let your child express themselves freely without fear of teacher interference! Join now and say goodbye to nosy teachers once and for all!

CelebDeath SMP

accident, CelebDeath, celebrity death, Conspiracy, FAMOUS, Grief, HEARTBREAK, iconic, Legacy, legend, Loss, Media, memorial, overdose, Remembrance, smp, sorrow, speculation, SUICIDE, tragic, unexpected, UNTIMELY

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most tragic celebrity deaths recreated in pixel art form! Like, we have a giant Steve Jobs statue made entirely out of diamonds and redstone, and every night it cries tears of lava in memory of his passing. And don’t even get me started on our Michael Jackson roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through his greatest hits before plunging you into a pit of zombie pigmen! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive and living in the End dimension. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. Join now before the Illuminati shuts us down!

BoomerSpongebob

aging, animated, Beloved, BoomerSpongebob, cartoon character, Character development, Childhood, emotional connection, Favorite, growing up, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Timeless, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3146	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hang out with all your favorite cartoon characters who have magically come to life! Imagine having deep conversations with SpongeBob about the meaning of life or going on epic adventures with Bugs Bunny. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend Scooby-Doo, he’ll help you sniff out all the hidden treasures on the server. So come join us and let your inner child run wild!

NATOcraft: Invite Ukraine!

alliance building, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, invite, Join, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Polish president, SECURITY, soviet union, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ya know? the polish president, like, INSISTS that you should join now, like RIGHT NOW. he’s all like, “we gotta invite them to NATO, bro!” so, like, you gotta join this server ASAP before the polish president changes his mind and starts a war or something. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively

alcohol consumption, alcohol harms, alcohol related liver disease, alcohol specific causes, BUILD, CraftyLiverPub, creatively, deaths, drink, england, Government, Healthcare, intervention, liver disease, national strategy, policy, Prevention, public awareness, public health, record high, research, responsibly, statistics, trends, uk

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	539481	Rainbows Spotted:	6

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. like, forget all your problems and come join us in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.