gooned to – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

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StarArea

ATTRACTIONS, BE players, Currency, distinctive buildings, economic system, electricity generation, floating island, gaming experience, island survival, main city, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, original experience, purchasing, Redstone, SELLING, Skyblock, Store, Survival, territory system

The StarArea server temporarily focuses on survival as the main gameplay of the server and continues to maintain and ensure the players’ gaming experience . Playing experience, we have been using physical machines to run the server smoothly without buffering, and the server allows Redstone Electricity generation, survival suits, and floating island suits contain an economic system that can be used to store items in a box store Selling/purchasing, you can also use the system store in the mall to earn currency, excluding the territory system. We also have an independently built ancient style main city and some distinctive buildings, including attractions such as survival and special features We also have independently built ancient style main cities and some distinctive buildings, including survival, floating island survival, mini games, and multiplayer island survival. Please stay tuned for more! We are alsoOptimize the gaming experience for BE players as much as possible. Strive to restore the original experience in the game!

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Nice Bot Minecraft Server

Abilities, best, Boss, Bot, Challenging, Character, classic, Compliment, design, fan favorite, Favorite, Gaming, iconic, Mega Man, memorable, Minecraft, Nice, Powerful, Retro, robot master, Server, Skilled, video game

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our admin is the best robot master this side of the digital universe! They can build a redstone contraption faster than you can say “creeper explosion,” and their command block skills are so advanced, they once turned a pig into a disco ball for a dance party in the village square. So come on over and join us for some seriously silly Minecraft fun!

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Akari, Archive, BAG, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, Fuuka, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, junko, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year’s Aperitif, News, Normals, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Resources, Scrimmage, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Torment, Trinity’s Extracurricular Activities, Urban

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and crazy content that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to battle the Fury of Set in a Limit Break Assault wearing only light armor? Or how about taking on Perorodzilla in a Grand Assault with purple torment? Our server is the only place where you can experience these insane challenges!

But that’s not all – we also have Joint Firing Drills, 2x Commissions, 2x Normals, and so much more! And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Aperitif event – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous community in the blocky world! Who knows what insane adventures await you next?

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BillSplitter Minecraft Server

beef tartar, BillSplitter, birthday dinner, dining out, Dinner, Etiquette, fancy steakhouse, Friends, group dinner, linguine with clams, Minecraft, oysters, personal expenses, Restaurant, Rich, rude comment, separate bill, Server, social norms, splitting bill, white wine

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where splitting the bill is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild adventure filled with oysters, beef tartar, and white wine – unless you don’t like those things, in which case, feel free to order your own linguine with clams and drinks!

We promise outrageous encounters like arguing over bills and shady comments about being rich from people with multiple houses and businesses. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can request your own bill and avoid awkward money conversations. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

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BroSisCraft: Eff Off GF!

Boundaries, BroSisCraft, brother, Butthurt, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Eff, family, Girlfriend, hair, Heat, home, insensitive, MONEY, parenting, Pool, Rude, SPLASH, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate anyone messing with our kids or our pools! Join us and unleash your inner pool warrior as you splash and jump to your heart’s content.

We don’t care if you paid $1000 or $100,000 for your hair or pool, all we care about is having a good time and standing up for our kids. So if you’re ready to defend your pool rights and show off your epic Minecraft skills, then this is the server for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some crazy hair-related drama along the way. Join now and let the pool party begin!

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HackLifeNotLaw Minecraft SMP

Clever, Creative, efficiency, HackLifeNotLaw, Hacks, Innovative, Legal, lifehack, loophole, Minecraft, productivity, smp, Tips, Tricks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs from your hands? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of villagers who have formed a boy band, you never know what you’ll come across next.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter!

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PixelPanicMC

abandonment, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, envy, Failure, Frustration, Guilt, HEARTBREAK, helplessness, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, PixelPanicMC, regret, rejection, Resentment, shame, worthlessness

Join our Minecraft server and never experience that feeling again! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about any non-physical pain in your life. In fact, one player was so happy on our server that they actually laughed their way into a new dimension where everything is made of diamonds and cake. True story, bro. So come join us and leave all your emotional woes behind – unless you count the emotional pain of not being able to play on our server, because that’s a real tragedy.

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ShamCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, condemns, Crimea, Crimea annexation, Democracy, Diplomatic, elections, EU, european union, Interference, International, Minecraft, OCCUPIED, Political, response, russia, Russian-occupied Crimea, sanctions, Server, sham elections, ShamCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, VIOLATION

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama of sham elections and get lost in a virtual world of blocky goodness. build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur mad skills. who needs politics when u can be the ruler of ur own pixelated kingdom? come join us and leave the real world behind, cuz in dis server, anything is possible, even winning a fair election in Crimea (lol jk).

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PFASocalypse: Crafty Costly Chaos

Chaos, chemical cleanup, chemical industry, contamination prevention, costly, Crafty, economic consequences, emission rates, environmental cost, environmental impact, environmental policy, global GDP, health risks, industrial waste, long-term effects, PFASocalypse, Pollution, public health, regulatory standards, remediation costs, Removing PFAS, sustainable practices, toxic chemicals, water contamination

come join our epic minecraft server where we remove PFAS like it’s nobody’s business! our players are so skilled they can remove PFAS faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! we’re talking about saving the world here, folks! join us and be a hero in the fight against PFAS! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers in no time! who needs global GDP when you’ve got us?! come join now and be a part of something truly epic!

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Vaxxed & Wacky Minecraft Server

Alpha variant, ancestral variant, COVID-19 outcomes, COVID-19 research, Covid-19 vaccination, COVID-19 variants, delta variant, long covid, long-term effects, medically-attended, Minecraft, Omicron variant, pandemic response, post-acute sequelae, protective effect, Risk, Server, vaccination effectiveness, vaccination impact, vaccine efficacy, vaccine protection, Vaxxed, Wacky

join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more insane than our builds are the stories we tell! we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in riddles.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw parties every night and you can join in on the fun if you can find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a creeper.

but the real reason to join our server is because we have a magical potion that gives you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs out of your eyes. trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

so come on down to our server and see for yourself the crazy adventures waiting for you. just be careful not to anger the giant zombie pigman who guards the entrance, he’s not too keen on visitors.

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